Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing

Subyek: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:40 pm

Wonokairun tuku rinso ndhik tokone Bunali.
”Mbah, kok dengaren sampeyan umbah-umbah dhewe ?” takok Bunali.
”Aku katene ngumbah kucing” jare Wonokairun.
”Gak salah tah Mbah.” Bunali bingung.
”Iyo soale kucingku akeh tumane.” Jare Wonokairun.
”Wah yo isok mati kucing sampeyan Mbah” Bunali ngilingno.
”Lho koncoku wingi ngono, yo gak opo-opo” jare Wonokairun.Mari mbayar,
Wonokairun mulih katene ngumbah kucinge.
Sisuke, Wonokairun teko maneh ndhik tokone Bunali kate tuku rokok.
”Yok opo kucing sampeyan Mbah ?” takok Bunali.
”Kucingku mati ” jare Wonokairun.
”Lho lak temen tah. Sampeyan iku tak kandhani gak percoyo. Laopo
kucing atik diumbah ambek rinso, wong onok obat tumo” jare Bunali nyeneni.
”Kucingku mati gak mergo rinso” jare Wonokairun njelasno.
”Opoko lho ??” Bunali gak sabar.
”Tak peres . . . .”

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Tamu

lumayan, mek mesem tok aku ... gak ngguyu goyang

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:58 pm

Sore-sore Wonokairun dijak ngobrol ambek Bunali.
”Mbah. Jare arek-arek sampeyan wis rabi ping telu. Yo tah ? ” takok
Bunali.
”Yo bener. Tapi bojoku wis tebhal kabeh. ” jare Wonokairun.
”Lho kok isok ?” jare Bunali.
”Sing pertama mati nguntal yuyu. ” jare Wonokairun
”Lha sing kedua ?” takok Bunali
”Sing kedua mati nguntal yuyu. ” jare Wonokairun.
”Lha sing ketiga yo nguntal yuyu pisan ” jare Bunalu kemeruh.
”Gak. Matine mergo tak gibheng.” jare Wonokairun.
”Lho opoko ?” takok Bunali.
”Soale gak gelem nguntal yuyu . . .”

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:16 pm

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:21 pm

Ayo rek ngguyuo... Saaken lhow...

Satu,dua ,tiga..!!! Ayo ngguyu... ngakak1

Tamu

lha gak lucu koq diguyu siul

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:23 pm

Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

kabur

Tamu

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku bolo SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

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Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

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marckabanth wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

aku ojob e ae... malu

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:45 pm

Dam NoiL wrote:

marckabanth wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

aku ojob e ae... malu

Aku majikane ae...

Tamu

Dam NoiL wrote:

marckabanth wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

aku ojob e ae... malu

ngoco disik mbut siul

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Nurdin Silid wrote:

Dam NoiL wrote:

marckabanth wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

aku ojob e ae... malu

ngoco disik mbut siul

wes ngloco,,,
ketam

Tamu

Dam NoiL wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Dam NoiL wrote:

marckabanth wrote:

Nurdin Silid wrote:

Aruna Arema wrote:: Ancene smpeyan ga duwe prasaan saaken sam Jepang..!!! Pantes gak tau dibolo arek2...

aku pembokate SANDRA DEWI ae ... malu

aku ojob e ae... malu

ngoco disik mbut siul

wes ngloco,,,
ketam

kocone burem, pecah, kuwalik maneh ....

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Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:51 pm

Subyek: Re: Wonokairun ambek Bunali: Ngumbah Kucing Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:17 am

arek2 kok nggak ngguyu seeehhhh...
saknone

wes tak tambai maneh..

Onok napi ucul seko LP Medaeng, Napine iku wis dipenjara 10 taun
perkoro narkoba.
Mergo bingung katene mlayu nang endhi, akhire napi iku mlebu nang
omahe Muntiyadi.
Pas iku Muntiyadi lagi kelonan nang kamar ambek bojone, arek loro iku
kuaget onok wong sangar mlebu nang omahe.
Durung sempet mbengok, napi iku mau wis nyancang Muntiyadi ambek
bojone.
Muntiyadi dicancang nang kursi, lha bojone dicancang nang kasur.
Mari nyancang, Muntiyadi ndhelok napi iku ngelamuti gulune bojone.
Mari ngelamute, moro-moro napi iku ngalih lungo nang jedhing.
Pas napine nang jedhing, Muntiyadi nggeser kursine nyedaki bojone.
”Dhik, wong iku koyoke gak tau ndhelok wong wedhok pirang puluh
taun. Aku ndhelok gulumu mau dikelamuti.
Saiki ngene ae dhik, awakmu nuruto ae opo karepe wong iku. Umpomo
wong iku njaluk main yo wis tak relakno.
Sing penting wong iku ndhang ngalih terus nyowone awake dhewe isok
selamet. Sing tabah yo dhik,” jare Muntiyadi wanti-wanti nang bojone.
Mari mbrebes mili, genti bojone Muntiyadi sing cerito.
”Cak, aku melok seneng lek sampeyan ndhuwe pemikiran koyok ngono.
Sampeyan bener Cak, wong iku wis sui gak tau ndhelok wong wedhok.
Tapi Cak, wong iku sakjane mau gak ngelamuti guluku. Wong iku mau
asline bisik-bisik nang aku”
”Iyo tah dhik, ngomong opo wong iku nang awakmu? takok Muntiyadi
penasaran.
”Jarene, sampeyan iku imut-imut ambek seksi Cak, terus wong iku takok
aku nang endhi nyimpen Handbody. Sing tabah yo Cak. . .”

ngguyuo yo rek...
saknone